Posted on Thursday, 22 July 2010

thebubblegumgang: Jay-Z = God? I’ve always had my suspicions that Jay-Z was some form of higher being, and my recent purchase of his classic album ‘The Blueprint’ confirmed this in my mind. There are so many signs that point toward him being God - there’s really no denying it. Here are a few of them: - Could a mortal really create something like ‘99 Problems’?- He has the hottest chick in the game wearing his chain - God would have nothing less.- You can learn a lot from his songs. I haven’t read The Bible, but I imagine that doesn’t even contain as much quality advice as his music. For example: now when I’m asked in job interviews to describe myself in three words I always answer ‘Young, black and rich’. I haven’t tried it out yet, but how can it fail? If I’m wrong and it turns out that Jay-Z isn’t God, he could still probably at least beat Jesus in a fight.

thebubblegumgang:

Jay-Z = God?

I’ve always had my suspicions that Jay-Z was some form of higher being, and my recent purchase of his classic album ‘The Blueprint’ confirmed this in my mind. There are so many signs that point toward him being God - there’s really no denying it. Here are a few of them:

- Could a mortal really create something like ‘99 Problems’?
- He has the hottest chick in the game wearing his chain - God would have nothing less.
- You can learn a lot from his songs. I haven’t read The Bible, but I imagine that doesn’t even contain as much quality advice as his music. For example: now when I’m asked in job interviews to describe myself in three words I always answer ‘Young, black and rich’. I haven’t tried it out yet, but how can it fail?

If I’m wrong and it turns out that Jay-Z isn’t God, he could still probably at least beat Jesus in a fight.

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